DR. STERN’S HOUSE was at the end of Crane Neck. He was a gynecologist, I think. Or an orthodontist. Something like that. He wasn’t home when I arrived to this cedar-shaked masterpiece of architectural fusion, a crisscross of colonial and modernist influences. The property was green, the driveway pebbled. Birds glared down silently from the oaks and the maples. The taxi driver left me at the gate and I walked up to the house and went inside.
Inside the house, there were various characters hanging out and passing through. One of them was a businessman of the old breed, with a pocket watch and pince-nez glasses. He said he had made a fortune rigging baseball games in his day, but had discovered a new source of wealth and materiel: diamonds. He had on a red coat and was walking through the kitchen talking about his dealings in the gem business. There was a skylight and the gray light of the day shone down on his whiskers. “Indeed, the gem business is the best business, if I say so.”
Behind him, my grandmother emerged. Her hair had taken on a golden hue and she was more animate than ever. “Grandma? Is that really you?” She grabbed me by both hands and we spun in circles. “I’m 106 years old,” she said, “and I haven’t felt this good since the New York Yankees won the 1941 World Series!” There were others behind her carousing and I wondered what kind of parallel reality was dawning on me. Grandma kept telling me how great she felt and looked now that she was dead. She said so in her very genteel and proper Virginia accent.
Grandma let go of my hands and like that, I was out in the garden and the grounds were covered in snow. I was with my daughter and we began walk through a series of stalls, not unlike the little putkad that dot the Town Hall Square in Tallinn during the Christmas Fair. Everywhere I looked though, I only saw stacks of baked goods. Flour, flour, and more flour, covered with sugar, sugar, and more sugar and some chocolate. I bought my daughter some tasty candied quince in a paper bag and we walked away from the market, only to be chased down by several wild big black dogs. When a hellhound like that falls on you, it’s a real terror. My daughter fell in the snow as the dogs got closer, so I ran over and pulled her back into the house by her arm. I remember just seizing her by the hand and pulling the girl back inside.
And then I opened my eyes. We were back in the kitchen of the house and the sunlight was on our faces. Someone announced, “Dr. Stern is here to take you home now.” We went outside and there he was, standing beside a black 1934 Buick Victoria. It was a beauty of an automobile. He was wearing a purple tie-dye Grateful Dead shirt and had on a pair of khaki shorts. He had curly hair and seemed like the kind of doctor who had smoked a lot of dope back in med school. “Well, what are you all waiting for?” said Dr. Stern, opening the door to the black Buick. “Just get in!”
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